Not long ago I did my first ever
School visit at The Vine School just outside of Cambridge. I was really keen to
get out do a school visit because I really wanted to actually meet the people
that read my books and also as an author/illustrator it’s pretty thrilling just
to get out the house. Despite this in the days running up to the event I was
TERRIFIED. I had horrifying visions of being lynched by hundreds of disgruntled
children because they weren't suitably entertained. I counteracted this by
practice, practice, practice. I read my book, Weasels, to the spider in my
studio over and over to get it right and bought my self a flip chart to practice
drawing on. I rounded off this intense regime of training by making my boyfriend
act like a 7 year old while I did the whole event at him. He was unnervingly
convincing.
My preemptive panic was unnecessary
though because I think it went rather well. All the kids seemed really into the
book and were keen to answer questions and point stuff out. The bit that really
went down a treat though were the drawing activities where the children would tell me
what they wanted to see and I would draw it. As the book features a huge world
domination machine the first thing we did was design our own world domination
machine. You can see it below but don’t judge me too harshly, I had to draw
this very quickly while 100 children shouted at me to use more purple so it was
pretty challenging.
Now this machine has a range of
excellent features and I’ll talk you through some of my favourite. You can see
from the chimney and furnace that this machine is steam powered. There was one girl
though who was concerned about the safely implications of this so she requested the
warning sign above the furnace. One boy had the brilliant suggestion of adding ‘A
MASSIVE LASER’ which I naturally included with gusto. The next boy wanted a
fuse box, which is a little different from A MASSIVE LASER but who I am to say
no? It’s also important to note he wanted the new sort of fuse box with the
switches, not the old fashioned ones where you plug the fuses in. Not being
that handy round the house I wasn’t too sure how to draw a fuse box from memory
but I did my best. Other things you’ll find on this machine are a start button,
heavily lobbied for purple buttons, cctv, a computer, an exit door, radar, a
handle, a drill, an arial, a sky dish and various wires.
Once we’d completed our machine we
needed some weasels to run it. So, I took requests as to the sort of weasels we’d
need, what they’d be wearing/doing etc and then I drew them to order. The first
one we did was Hazmat Weasels (see below). He handles hazardous substances but
only in the appropriate safety clothing. Now you may wonder how we ended doing
a hazmat weasel and I can tell you that this is because one boy from year 2 said
the exact words ‘Can you do one in a hazmat suit please?’. Now I barely know
what a hazmat suit is (let alone how to draw one) so I was deeply impressed by
this boy and his knowledge of the safe handling of toxic material.
Next we did Dr. Weasel who’s
there just in case someone has an accident with the furnace, despite the
warning sign. He has a lab coat, a stethoscope and a smug look because he has a
medical degree.
Lastly you’ll see Security Weasels who’s
there to make sure everyone behaves. He’s chunky, wears a bulletproof vest and
sunglasses (so that he looks tough) and has a guard mouse as opposed to a guard dog.
Overall I had a wonderful time and
the kids were brilliant and staggeringly inventive. I can’t wait for the next
one!
